The new book 50 Shades of Eshays came in as the top-selling book on Amazon last week after being featured on Oprah’s book club.
It is the first erotic novel by Trent Adlay that traces the deepening relationship between a young lad and several lasses.
“It’s a beautiful story about a young lad growing up in suburban Australia and his triumphs in smashing gash” praised Oprah on her show last week. “It’s full of analogies for life like when he got beaten up by a little kid after threatening to shank them, a great metaphor for how things don’t always go our way. I think my favorite moment though was when he first triumphed in getting it on with a young lass after they both got high from sniffing glue.”
“Aww yeah it’s pretty sick ay” said the book’s writer Trent Adlay. “It got pretty kinky ay, like that time we used handcuffs, a paper bag, a rubber chicken, 3 durries and a Nike shoe, you just can’t make this stuff up.”
Unfortunately, the book has currently sold out worldwide as the publisher is struggling to keep up with demand. Fear not though, the writer has announced that a new run of books are in the works along with a follow-up adventure novel titled “Lord of the Adlays”
