In a world first Q-Dance has announced today that they will be adding an onsite gym at this year’s edition of Defqon.1 Australia in response to increasing pressure from their attendees.
The new gym facility will be located in the VIP area complete with a range of free weights, full body mirrors and a team of personal trainers offering tips on people’s flexing and muzzing techniques.
“This is a game-changer, the best thing to have happened to festivals in Australia” claimed SquatsBrah, a prominent member of the Aesthetics crew. “I’ve been coming to Defqon to show off my gains ever since Steroidsonic was canceled back in 2016. Finally, come the big day I can get my pump on and perfect my game before I hit up the crowd searching for sluts.”
Q-Dance has completely redone their VIP experience this year as they adapt to the needs and demands of their changing crowd. Here is the full list of the great new features they’ll be adding to the VIP area;
- On site free weights gym (no cardio equipment)
- Full body mirrors
- Personal trainers to provide muzzing and flexing tips
- Fake tan station for last minute touch ups
- Food stall offering the finest protein
- Free steroid samples
- Cloakroom for storing shirt/singlet throughout the day
