In an unusual turn of events this week Dominator has announced they will be adding a man with a jackhammer to this year’s line-up.
The festival, which takes place every year in the Netherlands, showcases the finest talent that the Hardcore scene has to offer across the full spectrum of the genre.
“I was checking out how the stage build was coming along over the weekend when I heard the freshest and purest sound of speedcore in my life” said festival organiser Flip Van Der Kick. “He sounded better than most of the other DJs we booked, although I was pretty baked at the time. I knew straight away we had to give whoever it was an hour long set at the festival.”
“I was just doing my job” said John Drillbit. “I heard it’s easier to get laid if you’re a DJ so why not give it a try. The hardest part was coming up with a catchy name though, took me countless hours but I finally came up with Jack Hammer. It’s only been a couple of days and I’ve already been offered more headline gigs and a contract with Industrial Strength Records.”
We’ll keep you updated with more stories from around the rave scene as they unfold.
